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I am kurejii - Arashi no Shukudaikun #62 Part One
So uh. This is going to be in five parts, with each part covering one segment of the housework competition, b-because I cannot decide what I like best and just thought - heck, I'll do the whole thing.

It doesn't really help that I also have a bajillion screencaps for this episode, good god.


Title: We have a special plan tonight



Nino: Shukudaikun has begun~
Sho: Somehow, today, we have a different appearance from the usual one.
Nino: This... what is this, we don't need it do we?
Aiba: Today right? Today, the truth is, Ogura-san has something that he really wants to do no matter what, it seems like there's an "Ogura-san's very own plan".
Nino: Why is the guy who really wants to do it not here?
Sho: That's true.
Aiba: That's true.
Sho: This is quite lonely huh.
Aiba: It will end if he doesn't hurry up, this thirty minutes.
Nino: He can't be late for it right.

Jun: Well let's see what he wants, let's see.

Ogu: Myy, for this program, there's just 20 days left huh.

Caption: What character is this?



Ogu: We sure had various events~ I've been dirtied as well. Soiled. Soiled, soiled, soiled, soiled, soiled. Shall we do some spring cleaning?
Aiba: What is this about, Ogura-san?
Ogu: SILENCE.
Aiba: I'm sorry!

Caption: Today is Ogura-san's very own plan!



Ogu: We shall move forward according to the way I want it to.
Aiba: Okay, okay, I understand!
Ogu: In other words, "Urgent year end plan! Arashi's decisive battle for housework king!"
Sho: Ohhhhh~!!

Narrator: Tonight's Shukudaikun is a special plan: simply put, it's a big spring cleaning. If you can't do this, then you can't face the new year cleanly! There, with silly games associated with housework, Arashi will compete with those skills. Let's open the decisive battle for housework king!

Text: Laundry; cleaning; raising children; cooking

Caption: Silly games associated with housework

Narrator: Oi, oi... even if it's called "silly games", this doesn't have anything to do with housework, does it? Ogura-san, what are you planning to make Arashi do?

Caption: Just how is this housework exactly?

Narrator: First is the decisive battle for the "Cleaning King". If we speak of cleaning, it's "floor mopping". So with that, it's a "quick floor mopping battle" on a 5m track. It's a 5 round time race where they run a 5m track while mopping the floor. The fastest person will have the name "Cleaning King" given to him, it seems!

Caption: If we speak of cleaning, it's "floor mopping".

Caption: "Quick floor mopping battle"; a time race with 5 rounds on a 5m track

Caption: The fastest person is the "Cleaning King".

Ogu: This... has 5m per round.
Aiba: Yes.
Ogu: For this, it's 5 rounds per person.
Aiba: That's tough!
Ogu: 5 rounds!
Sho: That's tough...
Jun: Just the floor mopping?
Ogu: It's tough! Who shall go first?



Sho: Yes! Ah, I made a mistake!

Caption: Spontaneous!

Ogu: Sho-kun!
Nino: Alright, do your best.
Sho: Huh, for this, everyone... I thought everyone would raise their hands or something...
Aiba: The "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" pattern right?
Ohno: He made a mistake.
Nino: What did he make a mistake on?
Ogu: For this right... for this floor, you can't really slide across it huh!
Nino: That's right!
Jun: You can't huh.
Ogu: This is pretty tough~
Sho: I don't want to do this...
Nino: Wait, did you squeeze out the parts with water properly?
Sho: Eh?
Ogu: You've never mopped floor before, have you?
Sho: (overlapping) Never!
Jun: (overlapping) It's not "floor wetting", it's "floor mopping".
Ogu: Have you?
Sho: What do you mean by "floor mopping", I do know how to squeeze water out at least!
Ogu: People nowadays don't mop the floors anymore right.
Aiba: That's true, usually, we use the round wiper.
Nino: Because it's easy to just sweep it around right.
Aiba: Exactly, right?



Ogu: This is 5 rounds.
Sho: Where shall I start?
Jun: (overlapping) Why is his cloth coming out from the start line?
Ogu: Where do you start-- you're coming out from the line there aren't you! You're coming out!
Nino: You've participated in a sports event before haven't you!
Aiba: (overlapping) He's out, he's out!
Nino: Have you ever started from there before??
Aiba: That doesn't meet the qualifications!

Sho: Alright...
Ohno: We have to do 5 rounds huh.
Sho: 5 rounds is tough!
Aiba: It's tough, it looks like our backs will hurt for this one.
Ogu: (overlapping) It's tough. Ready!!
Nino: Sho-chan's very unskillful after all.
Ogu: Start!

Caption: Start!



Aiba: Ah, but he's on a good course!
Nino: Good, good, good!
Aiba: It's getting dry, it's getting dry!
Nino: It has gotten dry!
Jun: Soak it! Soak it!
Nino: Soak it, soak it!
Aiba: Return to the cockpit! The cockpit! Soak it, soak it!

Caption: Cockpit

Aiba: Quick! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Nino: Time is moving forward, hurry, hurry!
Aiba: From there, from there! Isn't this fast?
Ogu: Round three.
Sho: Seriously!?
Ogu: Not yet, not yet, not yet!
Sho: AAHH, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
Ogu: Round four! With this, it'll be round four right!
Sho: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. IT'S GETTING ROLLED UP. THE CLOTH IS GETTING ROLLED UP. IT'S GETTING ROLLED UP.
Ogu: Last one! Last one!
Sho: AHH, DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
Ogu: Alright!

Caption: Goal!



Jun: My, it sure has gotten cleaner.
Ogu: 56:03 seconds!
Sho: That's tough~!
Nino: Sho-san. This is new, the ones who are watching actually feel embarrassed.
Ogu: (overlapping) It was tough?
Nino: It's tough!
Ogu: You ran quite a bit in Tokyo Dome didn't you!
Sho: No, this 25m rivals Tokyo Dome!
Nino: Ah but look, the dirt is being taken off pretty well isn't it.
Aiba: Right? That's true!
Sho: Hey look, it's quite...
Aiba: Just by pushing it.
Ohno: It's quite dirty.
Ogu: (overlapping) It's quite dirty huh!
Sho: Madam, the studio is quite dirty you know.



Ogu: Okay, who's going next?
Nino: Next is... then... here, let's put Ohno-san in once...
Ogu: Leader!
Nino: And let's compare the fastest--
Aiba: To make a comparison! That's true.
Ogu: That's true.
Nino: --right, let's compare him with the slowest.
Sho: That hasn't been decided has it! That's weird considering I'm the first person!

Aiba: Watching it from here, it's decided on whether you go to the cockpit or not.
Ohno: I won't go to the cockpit.
Aiba: You won't! It'll be faster if you don't.
Nino: He just wants to say cockpit.
Ogu: Ready... start!



Aiba: Fast, fast, fast!
Nino: Good, good, good!
Ogu: Good!
Nino: More, more!
Ogu: Three!
Jun: He's fast!
Ogu: Four!
Nino: Ohhhh!
Aiba: Go!
Ogu: Last round!
Aiba: Go, go, go!

Caption: Goal!



Ogu: 17:45 seconds!
Jun: Magnificent!
Ohno: Ah, it hurts! This part really hurts! I don't know why, but...
Jun: Why this part?
Ohno: I don't know, maybe it's because I did it like this.
NIno: But with this...
Aiba: 17 seconds is fast!
Nino: But with this, clearly, that guy's slow huh.
Ogu: What's with Sho-kun's 56 seconds?
Sho: Ehhh? What's with the 17 seconds?

Ogu: Alright, who's next?
Nino: Then, Jun-kun will go.
Aiba: Let's go.
Ogu: Jun-kun, let's go.

Caption: Third person Matsumoto



Nino: Well for the next one, he'll wipe in a wild fashion.
Sho: Wild and sexy.
Ogu: How?
Jun: That's impossible isn't it!
Nino: (overlapping) If it's you, it's possible.
Sho: I want to see a sexy floor mopping.

Jun: Ahh, what should I do. This is hard to decide.
Nino: He's considering his strategies.
Aiba: Hey, what are you trying to decide? What are you trying to decide??
Nino: (overlapping) He's good!
Jun: I'm wondering which course will be the fastest.
Nino: I see!
Aiba: (overlapping) I see, the course run.
Ogu: Ready! Start!



Nino: Huh?
Aiba: His legs... his legs...
Nino: Your legs are weird, your legs!
Aiba: His legs...
Ogu: Three!
Nino: Huh, wait a minute, he's going into a different pose!
Ogu: Four!
Audience: Ehh~!
Ogu: Five!
Jun: WHAT'S WITH THE "EHH~!"!!

Caption: Is one-handed wiping allowed?



Ogu: But even with this, don't you think this is illegal?
Aiba: Ogu-san, this is the sexy part. This is the sexy part.
Sho: That's allowed.
Nino: That's allowed.
Ogu: 15:88 seconds.
Jun: That's fast.
Sho: That's fast!
Jun: That's fast.

Ogu: Then next!
Nino: I'll go.
Aiba: You...

Caption: Fourth person Ninomiya

Nino: Alright...
Jun: That sort of pattern is also possible huh.
Nino: I get the feeling that the rabbit pattern will work. (*note: I think Nino's referring to the infamous hare/tortoise story, where the hare decides to take a break and relax - like the hare, Nino chooses to take what's usually considered the longer route.)
Sho: You're attacking from the outside?
Nino: Normally you'd go in from the outside right?
Sho: If you consider it normally you'd start from the inside right?
Nino: You'd go in like this from the outside right, clearly.
Ogu: That's normal right.
Sho: The distance is short from the inside, no matter how you consider it.
Nino: No, it might be faster if you run.
Ogu: Ready... start! The neat type! The neat type!



Aiba: Quick, quick, quick! Okay, okay, quick!
Nino: Everyone... because everyone put on so much water, it's really slippery!
Ogu: Round three!
Jun: Be careful, be careful!
Ogu: Round four! Last one, last one!

Caption: Goal!

Ogu: Are you alright?
Nino: Yes.
Ogu: Eh?
Nino: How many seconds was it just now?
Ogu: Amazing. 26:61 seconds.


Caption: Even though he fell...



Ogu: Why is Sho-kun... he's... he's twice as fast as Sho-kun.
Sho: It's because he didn't enter the cockpit.
Nino: That's why I have to say, this isn't a cockpit.

Ogu: Okay.
Aiba: I'm going last!
Ogu: Aiba-kun is the last one.
Aiba: I just have to surpass as the final one right!
Ogu: Yes.
Aiba: Got it!
Ogu: Ouuu, you're good, you're good. You'll be fine.
Aiba: Like a manga right, dashing like this. That one, that one!

Caption: If it's you, it may be possible.



Nino: Hey you... there's no way you can do this right.
Aiba: Like a manga!
Ogu: Ready... start!
Nino: See, you'll slip right!
Aiba: It's slippery!
Nino: Put your feet outside, put your feet outside!
Ogu: Round two!
Jun: He's fast, he's fast!
Ogu: Round three! Last one! Last one!!

Caption: Goal!



Sho: How is it?
Ogu: 17:09 seconds!
Aiba: Ahh, close!
Ogu: So with that, the winner is MatsuJun!

Caption: Cleaning King - Matsumoto Jun

I, I honestly think Sho was the only one who really did some major cleaning, while the rest focused more on how to do it fast. 'cause from his jerky action, it looked like Sho was really pushing against the floor in his attempt to clean it, the poor chipmunk. XDDD

Next up, Cooking King (and Ohno crying and giving up on his onion ;;).