Akiko ([info]aatash) wrote,
@ 2007-12-13 07:01:00
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Entry tags:arashi, fic, reviews, shukudaikun, translations

Updates updates, reeead all about it~
as;fldkj paid account running out I completely forgot about it. XD;; Time to scraaape.

ANYWAY.

TIME MC: Yamada Tarou pairing chatting about happenings on the set, like Sho's infamous muscle tearing. Apparently he's weak at finger wrestling too. *snrrk*

Anti-Rain: Chapter Four. Just who is Nino, exactly? Machida/Ohno/Nino undertones, mild Aiba/Jun if you really want to squint. [info]inuhariko is a lovely, lovely beta but h-help, comments/critiques would be appreciated. ;;




(Look at Ohmiya talking over here. Nino just can't stop. ;; ... o-okay, back to translations.)

Narrator: Next is the Cooking King. The competition that we shall have them do is to keep peeling and peeling at an onion, and the person who pulls out the 3mm worth of pith that appears at the very end wins - a quick onion peeling battle! It's a competition where you can't win without tears.

Caption: Second event "Quick onion peeling competition"; the person who pulls out the pith fastest is the winner

Caption: No matter how much you peel and peel an onion, the skin continues...

Caption: The length of an onion pith is about 3mm

Caption: A competition where you can't win without tears.



Sho: For this, how far do we go for the onion to be all peeled?
Ogu: At the end, there is a pith. It's a pith that's only about this much.
Sho: It's that much?
Nino: (overlapping) We're to peel until that point??
Ogu: There's a pith that's only about this much. Ehh... please work on it till that bit.
Nino: Okay, I understand.
Ogu: You're free to cry.
Jun: Okay.
Sho: That's true, we'll definitely cry for this huh.
Aiba: That's right...
Ogu: Well then, let's go!
Jun: Okay.
Ogu: Ready... start!



Sho: What is this?
Nino: Uwaa, Ogu-san. It's already getting troublesome, what should we do?
Ohno: Uwaa, so troublesome.
Nino: Troublesome isn't it?
Aiba: Oh man, it feels like my nails are going to break down.
Nino: That's the first time I've heard "my nails are going to break down".
Aiba: They're definitely going to break down!
Nino: That's like an expression of a fortune reading.
Jun: That's pretty mischievous huh, the expression.
Sho: It was like a Japanese translation.
Nino: "My nails are going to break down".



Ogu: For this, your personalities certainly come out! Like Nino's careful peeling...
Nino: Eh, everyone isn't peeling it by the lines?
Ogu: But Aiba-chan...
Aiba: It's sliding, it's sliding!
Ogu: Isn't that awful? Though it is fast if we think of it that way.
Aiba: Right? And then from here...
Sho: HAH. HAH.

Caption: Note



Nino: Hey, wait a minute, Sho-chan's been biting it since the start.
Sho: IT STINKS.
Aiba: (overlapping) Ah, somehow, from here...
Nino: That's rude to the onion isn't it, if you say it stinks!
Aiba: From here, I can tell where the pith is.
Ogu: Not yet, not yet.
Aiba: Eh, what is this?
Jun: Well now, who shall make it?
Ogu: Keep going till you hit the pith, the pith!
Sho: You guys, you're fast!!
Ogu: They're fast.
Aiba: We're fast. The finger power of the thumb, look, it's amazing.
Ogu: Finger power...
Sho: Finger power??



Ogu: Leader, what's wrong?
Ohno: Ahhh, my eyes hurt...

Caption: As promised!

Ogu: Leader's crying! Leaders hands have stopped! Oh!
Jun: Hah.
Ogu: MatsuJun is fast!
Jun: Hah.
Ogu: Ahh, will we have a turnabout victory??
Jun: Hah.
Aiba: I'm going to get caught up and surpassed.
Ogu: Yes, yes, yes!
Sho: Don't tell me at that point I'm going to...?
Aiba: Sho-chan will~? Catch up~?



Jun: This one? More?
Ogu: Bit more, bit more, bit more, bit more, bit more!
Sho: More?
Jun: More. More.
Ogu: DON'T SAY STUPID THINGS.
Aiba: DON'T SAY STUPID THINGS!
Jun: Ah, this thing?
Ogu: That's right, that's right, that's right!

Caption: The onion's pith

Ogu: Okay!



Caption: Cooking King - Matsumoto Jun

Ogu: Magnificent!
Aiba: Ahh, I want to eat it.

Will reply to comments at work, my lovelies. *hugs*


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[info]dodgerscrubs
2007-12-13 03:32 pm UTC (link)
MatsuJun~! ♥ Proven good husband material now, yes? Sexy mopping and fastest onion peeling, LOL.

I need to watch this episode. XD

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 03:57 pm UTC (link)
TOTALLY. ♥ But then, I get the feeling if he does marry, he'd like a wife who can cook, so he doesn't have to do it all the time. XDD

DO IT~~

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[info]dodgerscrubs
2007-12-15 04:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure most men do, but most of those men can't make mopping sexy when they actually do it. 8D

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[info]hungry_worm
2007-12-13 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Sho: HAH. HAH.
Ah, I thought it was Jun. Nevermind. XD

I love how slow Nino and Ohno were. On the other hand, they all seemed to be pretty fast with the baby bottles.

(Btw., if you want to renew your paid time, let someone else do it - I thiiink LJ has the christmas special again where you get free userpics add on when buying account time as gift, but naturally you can't buy it for yourself. Unless I remember it wrongly.)

Thanks for the translation!

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 03:59 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was Jun too!! But I replayed it several times, and Jun doesn't look like he's making any noise... he does say "hah" later though. :D;;

Yeah. XDD They have skillful mouths. *cough*

(Y-You think so? It feels kind of shameless to just be like HAY GUYS I NEED PAID TIME PLZ-- ... not that I haven't done that before but that wasn't for my personal journal. orz)

You're very welcome!

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[info]hungry_worm
2007-12-15 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Hm, maybe Sho started it and Jun copied? Because he's definitely doing it while standing and applying brute force to the onion. XDD Poor Sho didn't get too far with his onion either, did he? :D;

It was funny how Aiba complained about the discomfort behind his jaw afterwards. Too strong suction is painful, haha. XD

Hm, if you feel uncomfortable about it, just find soemone who also wants to renew his/her time, so you can pay the time for each other. <3 :)

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[info]xanderave
2007-12-13 04:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't know about everyone else but I definitely enjoy the undertones flirting of the Bambis in this episode :P

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm, yess. *____* Usually they're the sane two, but because Sho's such a dork this episode, Jun's interacting with him appropriately. *snrrk*

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[info]yuckie_chan
2007-12-13 06:20 pm UTC (link)
That's rude to the onion isn't it, if you say it stinks!

xDDDDD *rolling on the floor*

I know why Jun and Aiba are the fastest. Because they don't complaint much while doing it xDDD (rida is exception since he's always like that xDDD)

Thanks aki for the translations *chuuus*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:01 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA it's true, they really aren't complaining much. XDDDD The other three are crying or making snide comments or screaming STINKYYYY. Your ichiban is such a dork nowadays XD

My pleasure, Yuckie-chan~~ *HUGS*

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[info]yuckie_chan
2007-12-15 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I think shukudai has turned into a show for teasing the dork nowadays... How come there's competition and such that keep showing the dorky side of him? xD If there's a picture matching game anytime soon, it would greatly proves my theory xD

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 05:52 pm UTC (link)
... they should bring that back, they really should *____*

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[info]tipsytoe
2007-12-14 01:52 am UTC (link)
I had a strong feeling Ohno would fail terribly at this, and he would just start tearing almost immediately. Such an Ohno-mama's boy, I wonder if he has ever peeled onions before. a;kflkl

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Probably not. XDDD Did he ever peel them for kodomo no bangohan? (When I think of that show now, all I remember is his chahan and disastrous gyoza als;kj.)

ICON. ♥

Also, I will have my number emailed to you by this weekend. :D;;

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me again!
(Anonymous)
2007-12-14 01:56 am UTC (link)
hehe. I lov how Ohno cried and how Aiba kept on saying weird stuff "my nails are going to break down' and "finger power". XD hehehe. what's with that?

anyway, thanks again. I'm reading this way early so I have lots of time to spare re-reading. hehe. thanks

love,
nica

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Hi! o/
[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Those two are such natural idiots, it's hard not to love them. XDDD FINGER POWER.

You're very welcome! Next segment is coming right up~ *grin*

♥!

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[info]okenakab
2007-12-14 01:58 am UTC (link)
I love how Sho was asking if he should be peeling more when he had like THE ENTIRE ONION LEFT.

Ogu: DON'T SAY STUPID THINGS.
Aiba: DON'T SAY STUPID THINGS!

Ah, but saying (and doing) stupid things is Arashi's strong point :D

Thanks again!

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:04 pm UTC (link)
;alsj YES YES I was crying over that so hard. And Jun had this look like, "okay idiot, obviously, MORE." Which is so rare considering he's talking to the other sane half of Arashi, Sakurai Sho. XDDDD

So true, so true. T^Tb

You're very welcome!

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[info]tinkchick555
2007-12-14 04:05 am UTC (link)
Hahaha!! You gotta love it! Ohno crying, it's just so beautiful!! Is Sho biting that onion?! Sho.... sometimes you worry me. Really.

Thanks for the translations aatash-chan. And the screencaps. I fangirl over lovely screencaps. :)

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Y-Yeah, how does biting an onion make it peel better? I'm surprised that didn't make Sho cry. XD

You're very welcome! ♥ It's so much easier to read with screencaps huh. :D

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[info]nicocoer
2007-12-14 05:05 am UTC (link)
Hee hee hee. . . I love onions. and they all seem to be being dork-y as usualy. :) :) :)

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
We can always count on Arashi to be dorky. XDb

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[info]inuhariko
2007-12-14 08:38 am UTC (link)
Teehee, I loved the subtle Domestic!Ohmiya abuse in the beginning and how the hell can the Hime not be affected at all by the onion oils? He's not human!

*looks at sexy pained!crying!Ohno screencap.*

As appealing as housemaid!Arashi sounds, I realize it's purely unreasonable. Nothing would ever get cleaned in my house, as they would never be allowed to finish their chores.

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Hime doesn't cry because he's Do-S? I, I dunno. But yes, I wonder what those two were talking about in the beginning... it looked like Nino said something that didn't quite sit well with Ohno since he did a little violent movement. Speak into the mikes, boys, we wanna know! D:

... suddenly, I feel dirty for capping those. *_____*

*LOL* Inu-chan! Will you be having them doing... things for you? *waggles eyebrows*

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[info]mikakoo
2007-12-15 12:25 am UTC (link)
I really thought Aiba was going to win. But Jun is very strong, not even a tear!

I love the way Ohno is looking at his onion: like a very dangerous thing! Poor Ohno eyes. I cry everytime i'm peeling an onion! I would probably fail too...lol!

Oh man, it feels like my nails are going to break down
OUCH.

Thanks for the translations! ^__^

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:09 pm UTC (link)
*nodnodnod* I cry every time too!! I even tried taking advice from the Bangohan episodes, where one of the ladies said that if you doused the onion under cold water for a bit, it wouldn't be as bad, but my eyes still stung like crazy. XD;;

Ouch Aiba indeed. First his nails, then later his cheeks for the milk bottles. *lol*

You're welcome!

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[info]labeledlikeme
2007-12-15 11:31 am UTC (link)
Thanks for translating :D Ohno wasn't talking because he was already crying XD poor baby..
YAY Matsujun wins again...and Sho biting the Onion XDDD
FIC UPDATE! *flail*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-15 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Poor sweetie. XD I can't believe he's the only one crying though... onions always make me cry. Arashi is powerful.

HAH. HAH. XDDD I think he would've screamed CHESTO as he bit it. *bricked*

alsfk; ./////. ♥~!

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[info]darchan
2007-12-24 03:52 am UTC (link)
i want to spam thank you in your eljay!!

is it okay????

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

sorry for that! but i just love thanking you... very well done translations!

merry christmas....
(just got the chance to thank you, very busy cos of work)

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