Akiko ([info]aatash) wrote,
@ 2007-12-15 11:57:00
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Entry tags:arashi, my friends rock, reviews, shukudaikun, translations

Shameless request; will make up for it ;;
So um.

Because my funds are running a little short, any kind of scraping will work for me. That is to say -- would anyone like to exchange gift paid accounts with me? If you're on automatic payment, you'll save US$5 as userpics are free for gift accounts; if you're on manual payment, you'll save US$10!

And yes I feel awful for doing this 'cause I'm so spoilt al;skf that is to say,

[info]bluestraggler, [info]ruffwriter, [info]tatsuta_hime, I got your cards and gifts!! ♥ ♥ They're displaying on my shelf in the living room right now. *__* Well, I wore Becky's to bed last night, sho fuzzy and warm. |Db Tatsu, my god that's a pretty card. Just. Yeah. Eeeeeee.

Oh oh, and check out the hot new MatsuJun icon! [info]yuckie_chan is a genius, Y/Y??

Now, I must give back. T^T


Caption: Child Rearing King

Narrator: Well, the next one is the decisive battle for Child Rearing King. In order to understand a baby's feelings, we shall have Arashi suck on milk. The battle is a bit embarrassing but, the person who drinks it all the fastest wins.

Caption: Third event "Quick milk bottle drinking competition"; the person who drinks it all the fastest is the winner



Ogu: This is pretty tough.
Aiba: It's tough?
Ogu: It's pretty tough.
Sho: It's mentally tough...
Aiba: (overlapping) Well, that's true.
Jun: (overlapping) But, it seems like it'd be a forte for three of you.
Ogu: Lately... is there anyone who has been sucking from the milk bottle recently?
Sho: We haven't been sucking!
Ogu: You haven't?
Aiba: Is this Ogura-san's hobby?
Audience: Ehh?



Ogu: No, that's not it. I don't suck milk. Well then!
Jun: Stop with the pink!
Nino: It's pink talk! It's a pink joke, everyone! Don't say "ehh~"! (*note: pink - referring to ecchi talk basically, a colloquial term for sexual connotations)

Ogu: The fastest! The fastest person to drink his milk and put it down on the table is the winner.
Aiba: Okay~!
Ohno: (overlapping) I don't really want to drink this...
Ogu: Ready... start!



Ogu: Ah! Sho-kun, his mouth is very skillful. He has a mouth suited for the milk bottle.



Ogu: Ohno-kun. I think you have to suck at it. You can't just bite on it.

Ogu: This kind of makes the cheeks ache, this one.
Sho: Babies sure have it tough.



Ogu: Aiba-chan, that's amazing suck power. Amazing-! He's drinking with his body trembling! Ah, Nino's pretty fast too! Oh, MatsuJun has caught up! Sho-kun can't do it at all!



Caption: First - Aiba

Ogu: Ohhh! He did it! He did it!!

Caption: Child Rearing King - Aiba Masaki



Aiba: It really... it really... it really gets to me here.

Ogu: How was it for everyone?


(I'm sorry, I have to say this. Ohno, did you just take off the cap so you could finish the rest of the milk??? *weeps*)

Sho: Babies sure are doing some hard work, that's what I thought.

Caption: Actual experience!

Ogu: They certainly have muscle power here...
Jun: You know, if they can do this, can't they eat normal food?



Narrator: Next is a quick mannequin strip and clothes folding battle, and as the first, Ninomiya splendidly received Laundry King.

Caption: Fourth event "Quick mannequin strip and clothes folding battle"

BONUS. JATV Nov 07, Gekkan Arashi, Ohmiya combi.

Teaser caption:
Ohno starts working on the vegetables without delay. Meanwhile, Ninomiya attaches onto Ohno.

Teaser interview:
Nino: I don't understand why Chinen (Yuuri)-kun's respected sempai is Ohno Satoshi. This time, I have to make him explain himself.
Ohno: I don't get it either. Even if I'm respected, that's troubling. I don't know what I should do anymore. But he sure is cute, that kid. Makes me want to eat him. (laughs)
Nino: Who was the sempai that Ohno-san respected?

(Scans included!)

All I can say is... LEADER, YOU PEDOPHILE. *weeps* You have to love how right after Ohno says that, Nino just changes the topic, like, not going there, thanks.

[edit] Member reports now added as well!

... *skitters off to get laundry*


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[info]tatsuta_hime
2007-12-15 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad you liked it!! Though, Jae is partly in thanks for it being pretty.

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
How could I not? *__*

Oh and you attached the Athrun picture too omg it really brings back memories. T^T ... in fact, I might go dig up old polychromatic stuff for a read-through.

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[info]tatsuta_hime
2007-12-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
♥

I drew it for you, so I figure you should have it. XD
Oh, god.. Poly. XDDDDDD;;

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 05:15 am UTC (link)
Thank yoou. *squishes*

Looking through the old posts is so nostalgic. XD Man, it's been a while since I've really done any RP spamming, eheh.

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[info]tatsuta_hime
2007-12-16 06:08 am UTC (link)
You're welcome! I'm happy to do it. *huggle*

Yeaaaah, those were magical times. You were an awesome Athrun, and I loved your Ichigo best, I swear. Playing Hirako wouldn't be as fun unless it was opposite him. ♥

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 06:37 am UTC (link)
I was just going through the Ichigo posts. God your Hirako... the little bet they made, and Hirako's kissing curse thing. *crying* I'm still cracking up over all the shinigami crashing at Ichigo's place. W-What the hell.

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[info]tatsuta_hime
2007-12-16 06:59 am UTC (link)
OHo! I remember those~

The big Shinigami party and their apartment makeover was pretty epic. Every time I think of Ichigo and the kissing curse though.. I think of Aizen and "fruit on the bottom." XD

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:55 pm UTC (link)
I think of Aizen and "fruit on the bottom." XD

as;lfkjsa w-why don't I remember that.

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[info]julietbunny
2007-12-15 08:23 pm UTC (link)
The "pink jokes" are just too easy!
Oh, man, that Ohmiya article was ADORABLE.
I'm so happy this Chinen business isn't sneaking by anyone ^__^

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 04:27 am UTC (link)
It's like, make them more subtle, our H radar is too efficient! XD

T-They're really making this kind of a big thing aren't they. *SNRK* Chinen probably isn't helping either by constantly bringing up his favourite sempai socute.

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[info]ruffwriter
2007-12-15 08:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm so glad you liked it! ♥ I was standing in Bath and Body Works feeling them up for like half an hour. XD And then I decided I should send them early so I didn't steal them.

But yes! You're welcome! *hugs*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 04:28 am UTC (link)
HAHA they are really soft. *___*

Thank you again! *snuggles*

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[info]farfello
2007-12-15 09:47 pm UTC (link)
This episode of AnS really had me rolling around on the floor laughing my head off. :DDD

p/s: I don't mind the paid account exchange! How long were you thinking of renewing yours for? :) Mine doesn't expire until July, but I was going to renew it anyway and really want the extra userpics!

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
Best episode ever. T^Tb

Oh god, I was thinking of a year, but an anon -- whom I'm gonna squeal at in a minute -- bought me half a year's worth... and she must've forgotten that userpics are attached free to gift accounts, so now I have a year's worth of extra userpics. Even so! I wouldn't mind exchanging 6 months gift paid accounts if you're still interested? ^^

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[info]farfello
2007-12-16 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh :) Mmm, that's okay then, because neither of us really need to extend our paid account time at the moment ^^ LJ really knows how to get us addicted, don't they? A free account was all perfectly alright until we somehow become paid users and we can't imagine going back to having a free account, then 30 userpics just isn't enough anymore and.. *slides into LJ add-on addiction*. @___@;;

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 10:12 pm UTC (link)
YEAHHH. I was perfectly fine with my silly little free account, then suddenly with a paid account, it's so hard to imagine the limits of a free account. XD;;

Next time! ♥

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[info]kegom
2007-12-15 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Man, I really shouldn't be commenting on something when I haven't commented on anything else yet (including the second part to this one, I think?), but - this had me literally gasping for air. Actually, I was laughing so hard that no sound came out and the only thing I could do was to lean on the desk, while tears streamed down my face. THANK YOU, OGU-SAN!!! *_____*


Jun: (overlapping) But, it seems like it'd be a forte for three of you.


...E-excuse me, Jun? Did you just say that sucking was a forte with three of your fellow members...?


Sho: We haven't been sucking!

This is the part where I first laid my head on the desk and wept. No, of course you haven't been sucking, Sho - but I wouldn't be too sure about some of your band members! XD It would seem like Jun is far more aware of what is going on inside of Arashi than you are, Sho - too much news-papers or too little interest in those things? ;P


Ogu: You haven't?

Even Ogu-san thinks that Arashi are gay.

Aiba: Is this Ogura-san's hobby?

...Well, either that, or it's wishful thinking. (Well roared lion Aiba!)



Ogu: No, that's not it. I don't suck milk. Well then!
Jun: Stop with the pink!
Nino: It's pink talk! It's a pink joke, everyone! Don't say "ehh~"!

I'M SURE IT HAS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF MEANING THAT NINO AND JUN ARE THE FIRST TO GET A PINK JOKE.


Ogu: Ah! Sho-kun, his mouth is very skillful. He has a mouth suited for the milk bottle.

I swear, I've read this sentence for the fifth time now and I still start crying (crying, I tell you!) at the sheer awesomeness of it. Apparently because Arashi hasn't made Sho gay enough, Ogu-san sees the need to step in... *silent weeping of joy at this moment*



Ohno-kun. I think you have to suck at it. You can't just bite on it.

I accidentally banged my forehead at the edge of the desk when I read this, because I sort of toppled over. I WANT A FIC OUT OF THIS! *_____* It should be called "Five reasons why Arashi don't let Ohno suck them" and it would have this sentence in it: "Reason 1: Because halfway through he tends to forget that, while being inside his mouth and made of meat, that part of them is not supposed to be chewed." *____________*



Aiba-chan, that's amazing suck power. Amazing-! He's drinking with his body trembling! Ah, Nino's pretty fast too! Oh, MatsuJun has caught up! Sho-kun can't do it at all!

T-this whole comment is SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME that I don't even know what to say to it. Aiba-chan's trembling body.... Nino and Jun both being fast at sucking, too... Sho not able to do it... *weeps and weeps some more*

I'm getting some trouble breathing here.


Caption: First - Aiba

Ogu: Ohhh! He did it! He did it!!

Ogu-san sure is happy that his favourite member is so good at sucking! Private practice, Ogu-san?


I'm sorry, I have to say this. Ohno, did you just take off the cap so you could finish the rest of the milk??? *weeps*

*joins you in weeping* ...At least we now know he makes sure to finish what he has started...? (My comments are getting progressively dirtier. I'll out-pink Ogu-san if I keep this up.)


All I can say is... LEADER, YOU PEDOPHILE.

Since I still refuse to believe that Ohno is a pedophile, I'll just pretend that he's testing out how far Nino's jealousy will go. (Maybe he's trying to get an engagement ring out of Nino by giving him a rival?)

Also, it is a very nice proof of the fact that Ohno has indeed never left his oral phase and every kind of love/liking goes through the mouth with him... v-v"


THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATING THIS! *________*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 04:16 am UTC (link)
Comment whenever and anywhere you want!! ♥ Your comments never fail to make me grin like an idiot whenever I see them, no matter what.

Ogu-san is such a beautiful pimp in this episode, I wonder if he even realises what he's doing for us fangirls. First he has the boys running about with their bums in the air and shirts slipping further every few seconds, then he has them displaying their "finger power", after which he makes them suck at milk... IT'S ALL A GIANT PINK JOKE. *_____*

God, seriously Jun. It really begs the question of what makes you think that, or better yet, how do you know?? And why three, is the fourth person bad at it? XD

No, of course you haven't been sucking, Sho - but I wouldn't be too sure about some of your band members! XD It would seem like Jun is far more aware of what is going on inside of Arashi than you are, Sho - too much news-papers or too little interest in those things? ;P

a;slfk p-prude, Sho is a prude. *cries* Someone needs to write fic of Jun giving Sho some "education".

I'M SURE IT HAS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF MEANING THAT NINO AND JUN ARE THE FIRST TO GET A PINK JOKE.

Experienced players?

It should be called "Five reasons why Arashi don't let Ohno suck them" and it would have this sentence in it: "Reason 1: Because halfway through he tends to forget that, while being inside his mouth and made of meat, that part of them is not supposed to be chewed." *____________*

... OWOWOWOWOW, also, YESYESYESYESYES. (Oh my god Jun will kill Ohno.)

Ogu-san sure is happy that his favourite member is so good at sucking! Private practice, Ogu-san?

Not Ogu/Aiba. Please no.

*cries*

At least we now know he makes sure to finish what he has started...? (My comments are getting progressively dirtier. I'll out-pink Ogu-san if I keep this up.)

HAHAHA AT LEAST OHNO HAS GOOD HABITS OUTSIDE OF CHEWING. XDDDD

Since I still refuse to believe that Ohno is a pedophile, I'll just pretend that he's testing out how far Nino's jealousy will go. (Maybe he's trying to get an engagement ring out of Nino by giving him a rival?)

I love the way you think. It really does seem that way doesn't it, what with Ohno first saying, "I want to eat you" to Nino, then suddenly adding that he wants to eat Chinen too. Nino isn't exactly subtle either, the way he abruptly switched topics like that... usually he'd make some sort of retort on such a weird comment.

A-Also, I can't help thinking that the "are you going to do something when you're thirty" question that Nino posed is a hint to Ohno, like, "are you going to ask me to live with you or what?"

Lord, Freud would've had so much fun with Ohno. *weeps*

You're very welcome!! *squishes*

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[info]skadihelias
2007-12-16 01:34 pm UTC (link)
...E-excuse me, Jun? Did you just say that sucking was a forte with three of your fellow members...?

I wonder who these three is >D

No, of course you haven't been sucking, Sho - but I wouldn't be too sure about some of your band members! XD It would seem like Jun is far more aware of what is going on inside of Arashi than you are, Sho - too much news-papers or too little interest in those things? ;P

Sho fails at many things. And he's a prude. But we all love him for that T^Tb

I swear, I've read this sentence for the fifth time now and I still start crying (crying, I tell you!) at the sheer awesomeness of it. Apparently because Arashi hasn't made Sho gay enough, Ogu-san sees the need to step in... *silent weeping of joy at this moment*

Old men think Arashi members are gay. And they want to be the boys' sugar daddy >]

We love you, Ogu-san!!! XD

I accidentally banged my forehead at the edge of the desk when I read this, because I sort of toppled over. I WANT A FIC OUT OF THIS! *_____* It should be called "Five reasons why Arashi don't let Ohno suck them" and it would have this sentence in it: "Reason 1: Because halfway through he tends to forget that, while being inside his mouth and made of meat, that part of them is not supposed to be chewed." *____________*

*twitching on the floor, laughing too hard*

You should write it *nudges* >D

T-this whole comment is SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME that I don't even know what to say to it. Aiba-chan's trembling body.... Nino and Jun both being fast at sucking, too... Sho not able to do it... *weeps and weeps some more*

I'm getting some trouble breathing here.

They sure spoiled us too much, ne? I was only able to sputter dumbly and speechlessly when I read that part.

Arashi, how can we live without you? T^Tb

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[info]winkychan
2007-12-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
My head was so full of H when I read all your translation for the milk bottle battle XDDDDD

Ah! Sho-kun, his mouth is very skillful.
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My head was so full of H when I read all your translation for the milk bottle battle XDDDDD

<i>Ah! Sho-kun, his mouth is very skillful.<i/i>

WELL OF COURSE!!!

... hum *dies*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:24 am UTC (link)
This whole segment is so H... and, it kills me that Sho fails at everything but sucking.

Brains & skillful mouth = more than enough reason for marriage. T^Tb

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[info]winkychan
2007-12-16 08:16 am UTC (link)
and, it kills me that Sho fails at everything but sucking.

I... I don't mind at all OMG SAVE ME FROM H THOUGHTS!!!!!!

YES I AGGREE!!! That's a good enough packaging for me!!! <3

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:56 pm UTC (link)
H thoughts are healthy for the soul~!!! *bricked*

XDD I wonder how the market would do if Johnny sold Johnny's dolls. *cough*

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[info]winkychan
2007-12-17 10:01 am UTC (link)
*cough* At least, we'll get Yatterman/Sho-chan toys soon *cough*

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[info]inuhariko
2007-12-16 02:10 am UTC (link)
I just have to point out 2 things here.

a) Experimental sniff.

b) Aftermath of full-blown snort.

The dialogue in this section. A+.

I have no words really, but I did notice when Aiba finished, nobody else bothered to stop, they just sort of looked on with drowsy little contented faces and kept right on sucking.

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
l;akdsjdlskj *ROLLING*

What does that teach you, Nino? NEVER YIFF BABY MILK. *weeps*

*nodnodnod* I thought of all people, Jun would've found this too silly to even continue but no, he kept right on sucking. I guess after a while, it does kind of relax you, if it isn't some sort of competition. XD

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P.S.
[info]inuhariko
2007-12-16 05:05 am UTC (link)
Is it any wonder Nino won the mannequin thing? He has experience stripping a dummy on a daily basis after all.

And I'm happy to find I'm not the only one tinhatting the weird 30th birthday comment. They made chibi promises to marry each other if they were both still single by Ohno's B-day. Yeahhh, that's it.

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Re: P.S.
[info]aatash
2007-12-16 05:18 am UTC (link)
He has experience stripping a dummy on a daily basis after all.

aslfkjs you are awesome and we are so mean to the ones we love. *crying* I wonder if he's saying something dirty while he rips the underwear off that mannequin and tugs it back up. M-Maybe that's why the segment was cut. T^T

Right, right?? I, I can't imagine why else Nino would randomly bring that up, then back down with a "right, thought so" kinda remark. Though it looks like Ohno still isn't getting the hint. *slaps forehead*

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[info]okenakab
2007-12-16 03:00 am UTC (link)
I think it's Chinen "Yuri", if this is the same tiny high-pitched little boy in HSJ that we're talking about. :D;;

Also, Ogu-san thinking that Arashi would be good at sucking milk bottles = WIN.

Why didn't they show all of the undressing segment

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:17 am UTC (link)
Y-You're right, it's Yuuri, I totally saw it as a different kanji there. (Shows how much I know about HSJ *sheepish*) Thanks for pointing it out, edit has been made!

This segment is just full of pink. T^Tb

Yeeeahh, it looked like it would've been funny. Hopefully it'll turn up in a special bloopers/extra episode thing.

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[info]twistedhalo04
2007-12-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
I really have no idea why they did this episode but it was a whole lot of crack which is LOVE. ^^

The mannequin strip thing should've been shown.

Thanks for the translation!

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 05:20 am UTC (link)
*nodnodnod* Indeed, indeed! Now I really wonder what they might have planned when it's closer to Christmas. *____*

I agree. D: They must be talented at stripping clothes off people. *cough*

You're very welcome!

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[info]mirai_kazuko
2007-12-16 05:06 am UTC (link)
Hruduu~

Why, Oh-chan, why? T^T

Go, Nino for changing the topic~ ♥

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 05:20 am UTC (link)
He's... just a very, very hungry boy. T^T

I love Nino, he's just like, "Yeah, ANYWAY". Win.

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[info]mirai_kazuko
2007-12-16 05:26 am UTC (link)
Nino doesn't want to hear his Oh-chan say anything more about Chinen. ♥

Nino wins~ ♥

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[info]panpipe
2007-12-16 08:59 am UTC (link)
I just laughed so hard at this recap. Oh Ogu-san, oh arashi, please never change *_*

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Sucking powers.

Only Ogu-san and Arashi. T^Tb

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[info]skadihelias
2007-12-16 01:39 pm UTC (link)
This entire post killed me dead. I'm currently unable to write a coherent reply about every single awesome thing in this post.

In conclusion, ARASHI PWND ME T^Tb

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[info]aatash
2007-12-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Arashi pwns all!! \o/

... your icon is strangely cute.

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[info]tinkchick555
2007-12-17 02:39 am UTC (link)
Watching them drink from baby bottles makes me happy. I wanna give them each a bottle and hold them while they drink it!!!

I love your new icon from Yuckie-chan!!

The Ohmiya SK article!! It burns me it's so cute. The scans are driving me crazy! Am I the only one who's waiting to actually see Ohno with Chinen??

Thanks for the translations!! Umm..do you mind if I add you as a friend?

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[info]aatash
2007-12-17 04:07 am UTC (link)
asl; the image of Arashi curled up in our laps sucking at milk bottles is just.. it makes my ovaries explode. ;;

Isn't it pretty? She's so talented and awesome. T^T

Oh god YES. There needs to be a video of them interacting... JSPORTS or, or... JOHNNY'S COUNTDOWN-- when HSJ is of age to attend asl;fkkl.

You're very welcome, and of course not, please do! ♥

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