Link dumpage & wishes
[edit] l-lol whut I completely missed the birthday sidebar there. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
tayuri, happy birthday~! We don't talk too much, but s'the least I'd like to say to a fellow STORMY translator. ^^ Hope you have a great day~
First, layout change!
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The poll results, if you haven't already guessed:
Arashi - 42 (85.7%)
V6 - 3 (6.1%)
Phoenix Wright - 4 (8.2%)
Thanks for voting, everyone! ♥ In the end, what I decided to take out of this poll, is not what people wanted, but what I really ought to pimp to people. THEREFORE. V6 is the triumphant victor!! (You poor, poor babies.) There's still some Arashi in the journal though, if you recognize the journal title and comment text. :Db Also, listen to Way of Life, people, it is the most beautiful song ever.
Then, for the Sho lovers, proof that Sakurai Sho can do a backflip! (Although he does look like a dead frog.)
Neeext, translation links!
Full AAA + Dome MC translations be here. The bulk of it (Ohno imitating angry Jun and excited Aiba) I already translated once before, but I've finished it up! It amused me to no end when Sho did his sing-song voice again and Jun said, "Let's do conversations with more content." Oh Jun. ♥
Anti-Rain: Chapter Five. Don't kill me. I do believe the pairing hints are getting stronger, ahaha. And, love on inuhariko for being a lovely beta.
Caption: Sewing King
Narrator: Next is Sewing King! But even if it's sewing, the items they're using are not a needle and thread, but for some reason, a stick and doughnut. It's a competition where the fastest person to thread the long stick into the doughnut 3m away wins. It's something that recreates the frustration of threading a thread through the head of a needle but Ogura-san, aren't you forcing this a little bit?
Caption: Fifth event "Decisive battle for doughnut threading with a stick"; Substituting a "needle and thread" for "stick and doughnut", you have to thread the stick through a doughnut that's 3m away
Caption: Recreates the frustration of threading a thread through the head of a needle
Caption: Forcing this a little?
Ogu: Okay, who shall go?
Sho: Yes!
Aiba: Sho-chan, Sho-chan, okay.
Sho: Ah, I made a mistake...
Ogu: Ah, Sho-kun, okay!
Sho: This one, I can't move out from this red part right?
Ogu: Yes, you can't move out.
Sho: For this right...
Ohno: This is hard.
Aiba: It's hard.
Sho: It's pretty heavy.
Ogu: Ready! Start!
Sho: Why is this guy facing the side? You, face this way... c'mon...
Ogu: You'll get quite frustrated!
Sho: C'mon...
Aiba: Ah, that's what he's trying to get...
Ogu: You'll get quite frustrated!
Jun: Alright, it's here! That's it! Is it Chesuto? (*note: ... I don't think I need to explain Chesuto do I? XD)
Nino: Chesuto, Chesuto, Chesuto, Chesuto!
Jun: Don't tell me this is Chesuto?
Nino: Chesuto, c'mon, Chesuto!
Aiba: Chesuto!
Sho: CHESUTO~!!
Caption: Chesuto failed!
Aiba: If you fail, it gets tough!
Ogu: That won't do!
Aiba: The swaying gets worse.
Jun: Okay then, carefully, carefully.
Sho: Uwa, this is really--
Ogu: Ah, in in!
Ohno: Uwaa~ this is ha--
Nino: His chesuto sucks~
Caption: Fast forward
Narrator: You really are unskillful, Sakurai-kun!
Sho: Chesuto!
Ohno: Alright alright alright! Alright!
Sho: Alright!
Caption: It broke!
Aiba: Eat it, eat it, eat it!
Nino: Are you going to eat it, are you?
Aiba: Eat it!
Ogu: 1 minute, 6:02 seconds!
Nino: Well... at the point where his friend dropped and broke, he already failed.
Sho: My doughnut...
Ogu: 1 minute, 6:02 seconds. Okay, next!
Sho: You'll get really frustrated with this.
Nino: But we don't know if this is fast or slow.
Ogu: But it was fast, it was fast!
Aiba: (overlapping) This was fast?
Jun: This is surprisingly fast isn't it?
Caption: Matsumoto takes on the challenge
Narrator: Next is MatsuJun. Don't get frustrated!
Jun: Ah, I'm bad at this sort of thing.
Ogu: You're bad? Ready... start!
Jun: I don't know the distance. Where is the doughnut?
Audience: Ehhhhh.
Jun: No... you don't understand because you're not doing it...
Ogu: It's in, it's in, it's in! Ahh, no, this is a bad pattern!
Sho: It'll turn out that way the first time huh.
Ogu: It turned to the side-- AHHH, IT WON'T WORK. AHH, THIS IS A BAD PATTERN.
Jun: Calm down, calm down.
Nino: Sho-chan can see you, you know. Sho-chan is chasing up to you from behind, you know.
Sho: Welco~me. Welco~me.
Ogu: AAHH.
Aiba: Ahh~
Ogu: Ahh! He has passed 30 seconds. Oh! You can beat Sho-kun!
Nino: Quick, shake it off, shake it off!
Aiba: You can do it, you can do it, you can do it!
Ogu: Yay! 45:18 seconds.
Sho: You sure did it~!
Aiba: I see!
Caption: Ninomiya takes on the challenge
Narrator: Well then, next, Ninomiya takes on the challenge.
Nino: Ah! This is tough huh!
Ogu: Ready... start!
Ohno: Ah, it looks like he'll be fast.
Sho: Ah, he's good!
Caption: Within seconds!
Ogu: Gently, gently, gently, gently!
Aiba: [chiming 'gently' with Ogu-san]
Audience: Ohh! Ehhhhh?
Ogu: Fast! 19:99 seconds!
Aiba: Amazing.
Sho: You're amazing~!
Ogu: Nino, you're amazing, 19:99 seconds.
Nino: Eh, this is easy.
Narrator: Then Ohno got it at 20:85 seconds. It ends with Aiba-chan having no score. So with that, Ninomiya has been decided as the Sewing King!
Caption: Meal King
Narrator: Next is Meal King. Catch the bread that flies out from the toaster with your mouth! Titled, "Bite it jet toaster"! One person has five chances. Ogura-san, are meals a household chore?
Caption: Sixth event "Bite it jet toaster"; catch the bread that flies out with your mouth
Caption: One person has five chances.
Caption: Are meals a household chore?
Ogu: From the toaster, we'll bring out the bread with a jump.
Jun: Okay.
Ogu: I'll have you gauge the timing of that, and bite it with a "HA". Who'll go?
Sho: Okay.
Caption: As promised?
Nino: It's the standard, the standard you see.
Ogu: Do five pieces, and we'll see how many pieces you can bite.
Jun: I wonder how much it jumps.
Sho: How many pieces can I eat?
Ogu: Mm.
Sho: Five pieces.
Caption: Proclamation that he'll catch five pieces
Ogu: You can eat five pieces? You can really eat five pieces?
Sho: Because right now I really really want to eat bread!
Ogu: Then as a test, we'll do it once.
Caption: Trial run
Ogu: Okay, please.
Nino: That's subtle~!
Aiba: (overlapping) Ah, that's how it jumps!
Sho: No, isn't it hard because of that?
Aiba: It's small huh--
Ogu: Then let's go!
Aiba: --the jump.
Ogu: First piece!
Caption: First piece
Sho: THIS IS SCARY. THIS IS SCARY.
Aiba: Wasn't that too close? Wasn't that one too close?
Jun: It went "BAM".
Nino: Why is the first person who sees it once doing that?
Ogu: Let's go with the second piece!
Nino: --the position he chose!
Sho: Let's go from the side.
Staff: Here I go.
Nino: No but look, the bread landed perfectly.
Ogu: Good!
Ohno: Nice.
Narrator: He failed at the third piece too...
Caption: He failed at the third piece too...
Ogu: Why are you doing it from the side?
Nino: Do it from the top.
Ogu: After all, if you do it from the top, there's the possibility that it may catch somewhere right?
Sho: I see, that's true.
Nino: He's scared, he's afraid, clearly.
Sho: I'm not afraid.
Aiba: Geez, you coward!
Caption: Fourth piece
Aiba: That was slow!
Narrator: Though he tried to match the speed of the bread and bite it, before he can match the speed, the bread falls. This won't do at all.
Nino: He's like a woodpecker with no motivation.
Sho: For the whole thing huh.
Caption: Fifth piece
Aiba: It's the last one you know! At least bite one!
Nino: He's seriously afraid.
Ohno: [laughing]
Sho: This is really hard you know!
Ogu: 0 pieces.
Jun: Hard, isn't it~
Ogu: Okay, who's next?
Jun: Okay, I'll go.
Ogu: Okay.
Sho: This is hard!
Staff: Here I go.
Caption: First piece
Jun: Okay.
Nino: Ah, I'm sorry. It didn't really change from (Sakurai).
Jun: Try it, seriously, it's hard!
Aiba: Shouldn't you use your neck strength?
Nino: Jun-kun, when it jumps, you're jumping too.
Jun: So that means I shouldn't jump huh.
Nino: Don't jump.
Aiba: And move forward like that.
Nino: Ah, good, ah good!
Sho: Ah, that's good!
Ogu: For this right, why don't you try attaching to it more? Real close!
Aiba: Ah, that may be true.
Caption: Second piece
Sho: It's scary, you know!
Ogu: Don't you think you should attach to it more?
Staff: Here I go.
Jun: OW.
Narrator: The toast hit him square in the mouth! He could've bitten on it immediately, how close, how close!
Aiba: It won't work if you don't go for it!
Nino: (overlapping) It won't work if you don't go for it!
Aiba: You have to go for it when you're hit!
Nino: When it hit him just now right?
Jun: HERE?
Ohno: It went BAM.
Nino: Amazing, it was a one in a thousand chance since a long while!
Narrator: Next, he failed with the third piece too...
Ogu: The fourth piece!
Nino: I'm telling you to try more.
Staff: Here I go.
Caption: He's pissed?
Ogu: Your position is sliding off, your position!
Aiba: It's your last chance, your last chance.
Nino: Um, he hates getting hurt for no reason. Because he's an S. He's getting frustrated.
Ogu: Last one!
Caption: Fifth piece
Jun: That was close! That one was close!
Audience: (overlapping) Close~!
Jun: That one came up till here!
Aiba: How close!
Ogu: You seized it?
Nino: Seize it for us!
Ogu: Okay, who? Ah, Leader!
Nino: He'll seize time. (*note: Nino's referring to Dr Leon's magic shows, where he likes to say, "I'll seize time".)
Caption: First piece.
Jun: Is it "Not complete"? (*note: Dr Leon's trademark is also to end his successful magic tricks with "Complete" XD)
Nino: Not?
Jun: Not?
Ohno: It's here huh.
Caption: Second piece.
Staff: Here I go.
Aiba: Close!
Ogu: Close!
Sho: His reading was very good just now, wasn't it!
Aiba: He can probably do it because there's five times.
Jun: For this one, there's no other way but to keep trying huh.
Nino: As I thought, this person's kinetic vision isn't half-assed at all.
Ogu: The timing-- um, the ti--
Jun: Are you practising the timing?
Ohno: [to staff] Wait a minute, 'kay.
Ogu: CHOMP. CHOMP. That's right. That's right. Okay, third piece.
Caption: Third piece.
Ogu: Close!
Narrator: He fails with the fourth and fifth piece too. Too bad, Ohno!
Caption: In the end, Ohno doesn't succeed
Ogu: No one is biting it.
Aiba: Shall I go first?
Nino: You're the one who'll cause a miracle. No but, it's better to be close.
Ogu: Will you be alright?
Sho: I see, it's the pattern where you become one with the toaster.
Nino: That's right. I'm ready!
Caption: First piece
Nino: No, but just now, it went in, it went--... I GOT IT. I just have to jump with the toaster.
Sho: The possibility of becoming me with that is high.
Caption: Second piece
Aiba: That was completely like Sakurai-kun. That one just now was Sakurai-kun-!
Narrator: In the end, Ninomiya fails as well, and the last one left is only the miracle boy, Aiba. And, after this, the miracle moment...
Caption: After this; miracle Aiba will bring forth a miracle!
text: secret
Narrator: Arashi's decisive battle for household king! They're all having a tough battle with the "Bite it jet toaster"! But after this, Aiba will bring forth a miracle!
Jun: If you can bite on one piece, you'll win.
Aiba: That's true.
Caption: First piece
Sho: You're amazing!
Aiba: Ah, I got it, where I am now is far. I'll get it from here.
Sho: Amazing...
Nino: It's too close I'm telling you.
Caption: Second piece
Ohno: Huh, just now...?
Ogu: It sure was close!
Jun: It was close!
Ogu: It went in, it went in!
Aiba: Here, this is exactly where my mouth was. Can I change the angle, to here?
Nino: That's a lie, everyone, that's an excuse! It's a lie, I was watching just now after all!
Aiba: It's quite painful huh, when you're close to it.
Nino: (overlapping) Because it's hard.
Jun: Because it's toasted surprisingly well, it's painful right, the ears.
Caption: Huge success
Narrator: Well, he didn't get it perfectly, but he managed to catch the toast somehow! As expected of the miracle boy! Aiba gets the Meal King!
Caption: Meal King - Aiba Masaki
Ogu: Well then, with this... two each huh!
Jun; That's right.
Nino: Thank you for the meal~!
Ogu: A three-person all-you-can-eat crab meal?
Aiba: Thank you for the meal!
Jun: Thank you very much!
Caption: He'll introduce an "all-you-can-eat crab meal" to the three!
Ogu: Three people!
Narrator: After this, the two who are last stay behind to do a big spring cleaning.
Caption: In the midst of staying behind for the big spring cleaning
Sho: Well Ohno-san, how has this year been?
Ohno: Right, to think we'd end with spring cleaning right.
Sho: Mm. Well, it seems like there's that today. That NTV Club's... (*note: NTV is a TV channel in Japan)
Nino: Mom~ mom~
Sho: Wha~at?
Nino: Please do a one-shot gag with the broom you're holding.
Jun: The one who's done can go first too.
Nino: Ah, that might be more complicated.
Sho: Then if we do it, we can get off?
Nino: If you do it, you can get off. Well, well--
Jun: If it's accepted, you can get off.
Ohno: Okay!
Sho: Okay, okay!
Jun: No--
Aiba: Leader was faster just now.
Ogu: Leader was faster, Leader was faster.
Aiba: Leader is fast.
Jun: Um, are you okay with the mop?
Ohno: I'm good with the mop.
Jun: Okay. A one-shot gag with the mop. Three, two, one!
Ohno: Hip-mop!
Caption: Accepted
Nino: Magnificent~
Ogu: Magnificent!
Aiba: As expected!
Narrator: What now, Sakurai?
Jun: Sakurai-kun, until his one-shot gag, three, two, one, don!
Sho: Cute, no~?
Caption: Beard shaving?
Ogu: It slipped! Let's go home!
Aiba: Let's go home!
Ogu: Thank you for the hard work~
Jun: That was impossible.
Nino: That was impossible. He shouldn't have done it. It's old, the joke.
COMPLETE! As this may be my last post before I leave for the Land of Crack, I wish you lovelies a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and much much LOVE. ♥ *HUGS*
PS: S-STORMY team, I'll get to MMA the minute I get back, I swear. orz
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