TQs, dramas, Arashi, Japanese class DAY IN A LIFE <3
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summer88, yuckie_chan, angelamori, I got your cards and postcards, thank you! ♥ Gifts will be sent out soon, I promise. ><
S-So, back to work also means back to class, and as always--
italics: Japanese
K: Did you get me a ho?
Aki: I got you an Urahara.
K: Is he hot?
Aki: (no heart to say it's a folder with Urahara on it) ... yes.
K: YES. [takes out keychain and fondles] I love me an Urahara.
[10 minutes later]
Aki: K-kun, you can stop touching Urahara now.
K: But I love him.
Sensei: As a New Year special, I'm going to show you all a SMAP video. SMAP is a group of singers and are under a company called Johnny's.
Aki: [blinks]
Sensei: By the way, Elaine-san likes Johnny's.
Aki: I don't think you needed to tell them that, Sensei.
Sensei: I'm sure it's fine. *sparkles*
Video: SHINGO WEARING A PINK DRESS CALLING HIMSELF "MAMA SHINGO".
Students: WTF.
Aki: .....................Sensei, is that the only SMAP video you have?
Sensei: Mm, all I have are the old ones. They're all pretty much like that.
Aki: *dies a little inside*
If anyone ever had any doubts about watching Binbou Danshi, watch this CM. It has Oguri Shun rushing into his thrashed apartment, gasping,
"A BURGLAR?"
Then he upturns his belongings going, "Nothing... nothing... nothing..."
...
"Nothing was stolen." BEAMS "IT'S A GOOD THING I'M POOR. :DDDD"
Tell me that's not worth watching. Dear god. ;____;
... you know what else is worth watching?
Ohmiya starts the new year off with their hips eternally glued to each other's. Of course. ♥
Ohno: About how many new year cards do you get?
Ogu: 700 or about 800 I guess?
Sho: You get that many?
Aiba: Eh, they can get into the post box, that many of them!?
Ogu: No, but you know--
Nino: It won't be sent in one whole set, like this. This year, the one who's hard to converse with again is...
Aiba: Well, I'm healthy in that aspect.
*pats Aiba-chan*
CHAMPAGNE CRACKER~!!! Except it's not very explosive, so Jun says, "For normal crackers, it'd go BAAAM. And this one... 'pushuuu'."
... dirty thoughts. Dirty. Thoughts.
A SIX CONSECUTIVE SHOTS SHOTGUN CRACKER.
And who shoots it?
THE MEMBER WHO CAN TRIP OVER A CHAIR IN A PV OF COURSE.
First shot is loud!
Second shot is... uh...... is...
Ogu: *IMPATIENT STARE*
--SECOND SHOT IS LOUD.
... oh Ohno sweetie, it can't have been that intimidating.
After the third shot, our gamer gets impatient. "Aiba-kun, Aiba-kun... that's enough."
I.
I have absolutely nothing to add.
Except that, Yuuka-chan, you really do have strange tastes.
--as does Ohno, who very slowly drags the item to his end, thoroughly fascinated.
Sho: And you know, the peeing brat is older than you'd imagine. He's a little old. His muscles are a little impressive.
*CRYING*
Aiba: For everyone, today, I'll strip off one or two layers of skin (work my hardest) and stand up!!
Yuuka: He stood up!
Sho: YOU REALLY STOOD UP.
alskfd it kills me whenever Sho sounds so shocked.
Aiba's version of a White Christmas.
I love that Ohno glances back curiously at the green screen.
Nice face, MatsuJun. (Do it again.)
No, the face, not the...
... what are you doing, Jun?
Aiba's version of a White Christmas plus snow, so it's more realistic.
Jun: Hey. Hey. Isn't the skit a little too obvious?
Aiba: But, I thought it might be more real this way in the studio.
Nino: Aiba-san, Aiba-san.
Yuuka: Is it... real?
Nino: Do you understand? This is excessively bad.
Aiba-chan's face. T^T It's okay baby, you can come shake white stuff at our heads and call it snow any time you want.
The scotch sliding bit wasn't too interesting, but Jun and Ogu-san did well at it as expected. And again, they thought Ohno would be good at it, but he totally put in too little energy for it. Then calmly straightened his back like it was completely normal.
I love this boy.
New Year Cards from viewers. The first one is kind of dark. XD;; If the world was going to end, what would you do for the last three days?
3 days before: Eat diced (fish) steak
Sho: Wait a minute, it's FISH?
Aiba: It's fish.
2 days: Greet his parents
Aiba: We'd talk about stuff like, "Ahh, there's two more days huh. Yep, two more days," while drinking tea.
Sho: You have such a carefree family!
last day: Return to work
3 days: Concert rehearsal
2 days: Concert
Nino: For that, is that on your own, or with Arashi?
Sho: With Arashi!
Nino: That means you want to create it right.
Sho: Of course, we want to create a storm! storm! (makiokose arashi! arashi! ... lyrics to what, my dear gyozas, you all should know! :D)
Nino: But even if Arashi members don't go, you'll do the concert?
Aiba: You'll do it? After all--
Jun: [points to Aiba] He's greeting...
Aiba: (2 days before) I'm going off to greet my parents.
Nino: Because that guy's going to greet his parents, he won't be around on that day.
Sho: Well for that, that can't be helped.
last day: Broadcast the time of destruction on ZERO
Sho: For me, I want to broadcast the time of destruction on ZERO, and with "Three, two, one..." BOOM, that's how I want to go.
You crazy chipmunk. I kind of like that.
3 days: To America! (Las Vegas)
Jun: If I do that, at Las Vegas too, because everyone's going to die, um... I thought that maybe they'll let me win lots of money. At the casino. Then with that money...
2 days: To Paris!
Jun: I'll go to Paris.
Sho: Will you get there on time?
Aiba: You'll go to Paris by plane? By plane? Can you go there normally?
Jun: I'll fly there on my own jet.
Aiba: You'll fly there?
Ogu: That's right, because he's rich right.
Nino: But then, for him to be in Paris, that means that two people won't be around for Sho-san's concert.
Aiba: That's true.
Jun: Then at Paris I'll go to Louvre, um... and get the art pieces. They'll let me buy them, you see.
Ogu: You'll buy Mona Lisa?
Jun: Yes, I'll buy it.
Aiba: Then for the last one, that means that
last day: Japan!!
Aiba: You want to die in Japan?
Jun: That's right, I want to return to Japan and die there.
Nino: Where do you want to die in Japan?
Jun: My home is good. Clearly.
Aiba: Your home huh~
... this topic is strangely morbid and amusing at the same time. Only Arashi.
RINGS.
What, they deserve their own screenshot. >:
3 days: Game!
2 days: Game!!
last day: Game!!!
Nino: The most I've played games for is two days straight.
Aiba: Ou.
Jun: Consecutively.
Sho: Seriously? That's amazing.
Nino: 48 hours straight.
Sho: Then on the last day at the very last moment, what will you end it with?
Nino: For the last one... I'd like to play with Famicon.
Sho: Ah, the very first one?
Jun: I can understand that... <-- ... what, really?
Sho: What'll you play?
Nino: "Spartan X" I guess.
Sho: AHHH, that's good, that's gooood~!
Aiba: That's a good one!
Nino: For me, probably even with that... it's likely that the world will end without me knowing it. Probably. Because I'm concentrating too hard.
3 days: Spend it with a woman
2 days: Spend it with a dog
last day: Spend it with wife
Ogu: If I switch the order of this, I'll never hear the end of it.
XDDD Ogu-san. You Pink old man. Wouldn't your wife be displeased that you have another woman to spend the day with in the first place?
Nino: Then the last one... it's a little dark, is that alright?
Sho: It's alright.
Ogu: It's alright.
You can tell that Nino has already read Ohno's.
Nino: Then I'd like you to display it, this is Ohno-san's one. Here it is. Start from the 3 days before.
3 days: Fishing
2 days: Karaoke with Ogu-san and Arashi members
last day: Spend it with family, then wait for destruction on my own
Jun: Why, why are you going to wait for it??
Sho: It sure has gotten pretty dark with the new year...
God Oh-chan. It starts out so normal, then suddenly, ANGST. (The artist within demanding a poetic death...?)
DO I NEED A REASON FOR THIS?
♥♥♥
Basically, Nakagawa requested for an introduction of poisonous mushrooms. Nino announces for the first mushroom, if you eat it, you'll vomit loads and have excessive diarrhea.
And Ohno says,
"So you're okay after that..."
Caption: PLEASE DON'T EAT IT.
Sho: He's optimistic, optimistic! That's good, that attitude!
Sho, don't encourage your Leader. You know he may just try it. T^T
You'll find that with every mushroom, the result is varying levels of vomiting and diarrhea. So Sho says,
"Vomiting and diarrhea is clearly the standard of poisonous mushrooms huh."
NAISU OBSERVATION.
The last one is called "THE KILLER ANGEL". It destroys your internal organs, and if you don't have them treated at a hospital immediately, you'll die within 2 ~ 3 days. Naturally, Nagakawa loves it, calls it "kawayusu," and wants to take it home.
Why is she so cute.
Nino: Are these Leader's casual clothes?
Ogu: Nino, you like the casual type?
Ohno: But I'm a little better dressed you know?
I know Ogu-san meant that Nino would prefer that mannequin to strip because it's faster. I know. But I can't help reading it as... as. W-Well.
It doesn't help that Jun decides to go up and finger at the clothes too.
Ogu: DON'T LOOK AT THE INSIDE. Isn't that lewd, that gesture!?
Sho: Huh, MatsuJun, isn't that mannequin the one whose right nipple you groped?
Ogu: Okay then MatsuJun, you're okay with that one right?
Jun: Wait a minute, wait a minute-!!
... Sho. Sho. And Ogu-san.
*weeps*
Aiba: I'll go with the one that's dressed the lightest.
Nino: Then Leader, please take care of Leader okay.
Aiba: Leader, let's work together 'kay.
Ohno: I'm telling you that's not me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohno actually said, "Ore ja nee ttsun da yo." That's the first time I've heard Ohno say anything remotely as rough and masculine as that line.
Proof that he can totally seme. T^Tb
... except he looks like he wants to die with his maid mannequin. |D
Nino: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! How do I take that off!?? How do I--
Ogu: Don't break it! Don't break the mannequin!
Jun: The buttons are seriously tough~
Nino: How should I do this, how should I do this??
Ogu: There's no opening? There's no opening, this thing?
Nino: For this, how should I-- what's the best way-?
Ogu: Why don't you lift the mannequin up?
aslfkdsj Nino, either take the underwear off or leave it on.
Ogu: Ohno-kun. You should lift it up, it's better if you lift it up.
Ohno: I wonder what I'm doing...
WORKING HARD.
WORKING--
Sho, you're a little rough with your partner there.
a;lsdfkj Ohno folds laundry with his legs stretched out and spread open, like Goldilocks waiting for her porridge to be served. Not to mention that pout. So. Cute. ;;
Nino: When I wore briefs, how did I fold them again??
THANK YOU FOR THAT LOVELY TIDBIT, NINO. THANK YOU. ♥
Meanwhile, Aiba asks how people tend to fold their socks. Even though it's a competition and he can fold them any way he likes. XDDD
Another New Year Card! Big ambition, small ambition, let's go~~
Big: One kindness kindess kidness a day. (Aiba can't write kanji. *weeps*)
Aiba: 'Kindness.' ... 'Kindness, kindness', Well, I guess I'll do three acts of kindness a day.
Small: Not to belch!
Sho: I don't have the impression that you belch all that much though!
Aiba: Even so, I never thought that belches were dirty. Until I was an adult.
Jun: When was that?
Aiba: When I was eighteen.
I want to know why Jun asks that question with his eyes slanting towards Aiba like that. Seriously.
Aiba: Belches are like farts right?
Ogu: In America, farts are okay but, belches will cause people to give you disapproving expressions.
... farts are okay? Really?
Awful mental image of Ogu-san in the US and letting fly without a care.
Big: To be kind to the earth.
Small: I want to raise a dog. ♥
Sho: What kind of dog is good, I think there's a lot of breeds right?
Jun: Weell, at this rate, any breed is fine!
Momo. ♥ I guess it'd be hard to raise yourself huh. *shot*
Big: 120 in a year!!
Small: 10 in a month
Nino: These are games too.
Ogu: GAMES AGAIN?
Nino: WIth this, as my goal, I thought I'd like to go with different types of games. Till now, I've been fixed on one type of game, so I'd like to try various sorts.
YOU GO, GAMER, YOU GO.
Big: Consecutive million hits!!
Aiba: Sakurai-kun clearly thinks about Arashi.
Jun: That's great~
Small: Won't slip on words
Aiba: Shouldn't you put that in the big one? I don't think that's small.
Nino: For us that's small--
Aiba: Exactly.
Nino: But for...
Aiba: Sakurai-san is working as a news caster too, so that'd be a big ambition then.
Nino: And the words "won't slip" look like they'll be slipped on.
Big: For Arashi no Shukudaikun to advance to prime time
Ogu: Clearly, a human's personality will come out in these sort of things. Think of everyone, and not just of yourself.
O-Ouch. But dear, dear Ogu-san, it's sweet of you to wish that for your big ambition.
Small: Not to spill pee outside of the toilet bowl
..........
Ogu: When I think of letting it out, it comes out with a "pfut!" and when I stop it, then it flies to a strange place in that moment. So I'd like to try not to miss.
... well, that's. Important.
Ogu-san, you're on national TV, you know that right. T^T
Aiba: Leader's considering Arashi for us right!
Nino: Okay! His big ambition is--
Big: Fish bonito.
Nino: To fish bonito. The thing is, what he'd like to request from TV Tokyo-san is at least one appearance in a fishing programme right--
Ohno: Please take care of me~
Nino: He would like to be in one, because he'll definitely fish up a bonito.
Ohno: Yes.
Nino, your husband's a dork. And you're killing me for agreeing to promote him like that.
Nino: Then, let's look at the small one too.
Ohno: Okay.
Small: Fix my slouch.
Sho: Isn't this the opposite??
Ohno: No it's this order.
Nino: Why is it this order?
Ohno: Well, you can always fix a slouch any time right?
Aiba: Fix... fix...
Ogu: You can't really fix a slouch you know!
Nino: And the top one where you want to fish a bonito?
Ogu: He wants to fish a bonito.
Ohno: I wanted to write tuna but...
Ogu: Not tuna?
Ohno: I thought that it'd be good to go with bonito this year.
Nino: Somehow, somehow.
Kirin with helium! One has a deep voice, the other has a weird one even without helium. XDDD Almost no change with the second, and his partner says, "I don't really remember your original voice..."
I love it when Arashi laughs. T^T
... I should make a tag for Shukudaikun posts huh.
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