Asazuba translation BECAUSE.
I know I haven't replied to comments I'm so sorry but I had to post this I just, I--
From aibaland @ VOX (video be here)
Asazuba! -- Himitsu no Arashi-chan
Host: Next is this article from Nikkan Sports. Arashi's report on their new program. Johnny's Jimusho's popular group, Arashi, the hosts for a TBS variety show that starts on April 10, Thursday, at 10pm, have made an announcement of this production. There is a possibility that the five members' secrets will be revealed as well...?
Ohno: Because people can now know things that they usually don't when watching this show, maybe everyone will become really smart?
Sho: All of Japan?
Ohno: All of it.
Arashi: Ohhhh~~~
Host: A variety show that will start on the 10th of next month, "Himitsu no Arashi-chan!" At the announcement of this production yesterday, the five members spoke with great enthusiasm about having many people of all ages watch this show. Furthermore, on the program's posters, there appears to be a secret!
Sho: There's a poster with the upper body, and one with the lower half. These have become two separate posters.
Jun: The bottom one is the lower body, and in the middle of the lower body, there's a zipper to the pants so, if you open the zipper on this poster...
Sho: If you actually open it, there's a secret written inside.
Jun: Yes, there's one written.
Sho: That's what it's about.
Jun: Yes.
Nino: Those are secrets about the five of us.
Jun: Yes, secrets about the five of us.
Host: What do you know, if you lower the pants zippers on the posters, it appears that secrets related to the five members of Arashi are written inside!
Lady: [opens Ohno's zipper, reads, LAUGHS]
Someone (reporter?): There's a punch to it huh!
Jun: It makes you curious, doesn't it.
Sho: It does huh.
Jun: I don't know what it is though.
Host: The posters can be seen in places like Tokyo's Akazaka Sacas and Harajuku's KDDI Designing Studio from today onwards.
Mino: But, if it's a pant's zipper, there's only one place for it right?
Host: Yes.
Mino: Fans are to lower the zippers on that part of Arashi's pants?
Host: Yes, they're to lower the zippers.
Mino: Ehhh. Are they supposed to do it and say, "WAH SO BIG"?
Host: No, it's pants that hide secrets so...
Mino: Arashi's secrets?
Host: Yes. It seems they're printed on there...
Mino: [turns around and looks down]
Host: Mino-san's secrets are... Mino-san's secrets are... yes.
Mino: Then let's take a quick look at Shiba-san's secrets...
Shibata: [shakes hand vigorously]
Mino: This idea is interesting isn't it!
Shibata: This idea right!
Minota: To have zippers on the posters!
Host: That's true.
Mino: Please take a look, for Arashi's secrets are on there?
Host: That's why, everyone, please do lower the zippers live.
Mino: This is interesting!
Host: Yes!
CRYING. CRYING I TELL YOU. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT *H* MINDS WOULD THINK OF ZIPPERS ON POSTERS. ZIPPERS THAT YOU CAN LOWER. HIDING SECRETS INSIDE. I JUST. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS SHOW. als;fkjdss between Ogu-san with Arashi, and Mino-san with V6, I am falling in love with these pervy old men. WAH SO BIG. *weeps* I, I hope some kind soul in Japan will report what these secrets are.
And now I sleep. Or try to. O-Oh my god.
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