Shukudaikun #97
I really want to screencap this awesome, awesome episode to death and share all my thoughts on it, but it looks like I have a lot of busy days ahead of me. Therefore.
Sho: Let her do the silly sports day today! We have the player Ogura-san from Japan after all.
Ogu: That's right. We're right in the middle of the Olympics right now.
Nino: Exactly. Why aren't you wearing it!?
Sho: Hah?
[You're a main caster, right?]
Aiba: That's weird, right?
Ogu: That's weird!
Nino: What's wrong with you?
Sho: Please... please give that to me!
Nino: You're not self-conscious enough.
Sho: Sorry!
Sho: For Ishihara-san, amongst us, the one you've worked with Matsumoto-san, right?
Ishihara: Yes.
Sho: You two really kissed, didn't you!
Nino: Well, it was for the drama.
Jun: Of course it was for the drama.
Ishihara: Of course!
Aiba: It'll be a problem if he did it in a normal situation.
Nino: Ah, I see. That's true, that's true.
Ishihara: It was my first drama, so it was my debut.
Sho: Ah, really?
Ishihara: But, I thought... it's Matsumoto Jun~! It's the real person~!
Sho: It's like seeing a person you've watched on TV.
Ishihara: That's what I thought. For the kiss scenes, I actually had to lead, but I couldn't do it at all and froze, so Matsumoto-san led me instead. He was amazing, the director praised him a lot. "You're a good kisser~! You're a good kisser~!!"
Jun: He did, he did.
Ishihara: He really praised him.
Ogu: Where did you practise your rehearsals?
Jun: Of what?
Ogu: Of your kissing.
Jun: For that, well... in front of a mirror.
Sho: That's in preparation for work, right?
Ogu: You don't have that sort of thing, do you, that kind of big scene?
Sho: I DO, HOW RUDE~!
Nino: Not the real thing, you don't!
Sho: I DO~!
Nino: You don't!
Sho: I DO, man you're all idiots! There's a famous work called "Kisarazu Cat's Eye"...
Jun: But you just turned all stiff for that one.
Sho: No, no. The first kiss we had was while we were gazing at Kisarazu's pretty baseball field, a kiss scene where we forgot about the world around us. After that, there were no more (kiss) requests.
Nino: It can't be helped, it can't be helped.
Ogu: But can you really get that many fruits in Japan?
Jun: Well, I've never seen all the fruits we have today.
Ishihara: Ehhh?
Ogu: Fruits that even MatsuJun doesn't know!
Sho: MatsuJun doesn't know fruits that much, does he?
Ogu: MatsuJun knows anything pertaining to food!
Aiba: Because it's MatsuJun, right?
Jun: [sucks on the pineapple]
Sho: How wild!
Sho: Suck, suck, suuck.
Aiba: Don't make noises like an old man!
Nino: Stop. Let's stop. Let's stop, okay?
Aiba: Don't make sucking noises.
Sho: I want to eat until--
Nino: Let's stop?
Sho: I want to eat all the edible parts.
Nino: You can't, the sucking...
Aiba: Why don't you eat it nicer?
Nino: Eat one more piece in a nicer fashion.
Aiba: One more time, one more time.
Sho: I just eat it normally, without leaving anything. SUCK.
Nino: Let's stop. Stop.
Aiba: You don't have an old man's teeth, right!
Sho: Somehow you can't stop, like with grapes.
All: [talking amongst themselves]
Sho: No~ one is listening to me.
Sho: Can you buy this in Japan?
Jun: I just said, it's 2,520 yen.
Sho: LOL
Nino: YOU JUST GO HOME ALREADY.
Jun: [plucks a fruit off the tree and eats it]
Sho: How wild.
Sho: For this right, for example, if you had this at home, you'd eat all of it, right? When will the fruits come out again?
Jun: You have to look that up on your own.
Nino: YOU JUST GO HOME ALREADY. What's up with you!?
Sho: Did I... did I do something wrong?
Ogu: What the hell is this?!
Ishihara: What is this? There's something like this, right?
Aiba: Uwa, this is sweet!
Ogu: It's SWEET.
Sho: This is that thing... brown-sugared candy.
Ogu: Ahhhh. That was an unusually good description.
Jun: This is the one made into a sherbet.
Ohno: Sure is a real cold sherbet.
Nino: [laughing] That's what a sherbet is!
Ogu: There aren't any warm sherbets, are there?
Jun: A sherbet that isn't cold would be disgusting, wouldn't it? How is it?
Ohno: The taste is completely different.
Ogu: What kind of taste is it?
Ohno: What is this?
Aiba: Have you eaten it before?
Ohno: I have.
Jun: This is your first time, right?
Ogu: It's like brown-sugared candy, right?
Nino: What is it, what is it?
Jun: What's it close to?
Ohno: [while chewing] This is kind of annoying!
Jun: [pats his arm] Stop, let's stop.
Jun: [cuts mango elegantly]
Sho: [whispering] Say "Ohhh", "ohhh"!!
Audience: Ohhhh~!
Ishihara: Waah, it's really pretty!
Jun: [to Sho] What the hell are you instructing?
Nino: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. YOU, GO HOME! Hurry up.
Sho: LOL
Ohno: Let me try it! [reaches out to cut mango]
Sho: How spontaneous!
Jun: It's better to cut it small.
Ohno: Like this?
Jun: Then cut it vertically like this. Push your fingers up the center and open it.
Ohno: [opens the mango beautifully]
Jun: Yeaahh.
Nino: What is this, a cooking class?
Ohno: [pointing to mango-cutting] This is interesting!
Sho: [laughing] Interesting...
Ishihara: The sweetness is completely different.
Sho: THE SWEETNESS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
Nino: Her voice wasn't that deep, was it?
Jun: That's rude to the guest, isn't it!?
Nino: YOU STILL HAVEN'T GONE HOME?
Ogu: Is this something you can easily find in Tokyo?
Jun: No, seems like you can't.
Sho: From Okinawa?
Staff: We got it directly from a farmer.
Sho: So that means someone went to Okinawa?
Staff: It's by mail!
Nino: Even the staff member is mad at you!
Ogu: MatsuJun's the type to go home immediately, right?
Jun: I'm there the whole time.
Ogu: Ah, really? My image is that you go home immediately.
Jun: Really?
Nino: He's the pattern where he stays there for so long that everyone around him can't go home. Because everyone's trying to be considerate.
Ishihara: Sit forward in a slouch...
Sho: In this pose...
Ishihara: Yes, then... hold a cellphone...
Nino: And?
Ishihara: And, at the 45-degree angle where he's diagonally bending over, if he's wearing a white tank top, you can see his arm muscles, right?
Sho: Yes, yes.
Jun: Wait, isn't he wearing a tank top?
[Leader, please do the honours]
Nino: [strips Ohno]
Jun: Okay, he's changing the mike~
Sho: As expected~
Aiba: He looks good~
Ohno: Why me?
Nino: Everyone isn't wearing a tank top.
Jun: We're not wearing tank tops.
Ishihara: Can you let me see your other side?
Ohno: [turns]
Ishihara: It's best to see it from here...
Sho: Sure, you can come over here. [shifts away] I don't find anything interesting seeing it from here...
Ishihara: Here, I love this! [points to Ohno's arm] I love this part!
Ogu: I'm sorry, so anyone will do?
Aiba: Is there a good and bad (arm)?
Ishihara: When there's too much muscles bunching up and you can see a trench, I don't like it.
Nino: Then Sho-chan won't do.
Sho: You won't know till you try it!!
Ogu: [points to a triangular marking on Sho's shoulder] What is that, a mark from a band aid?
[Compress?]
Sho: That's true, what is this? What is it?
[for mid-air gesture game]
Sho: Ah, we're starting from "fireworks"... ah, I'm sorry!!
[HE SAID IT.]
[for the hurdle-jump, make an expression game]
Aiba: Leader, can you do explosive laughter?
Ohno: HAH. :D
Taking a written test to convert my license and driving two hours back to my apartment tomorrow. Wish me luck! Or, tell me what you think of the episode, one of the two. ♥ Oh, and um, don't be surprised to get a random reply of an old comment, I'm going back here and there, ahaha...
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